Floppy Dick
Coming SoonDev: MaCoGAMEReleased: Mar 23, 2026
You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
ActionArcadeNuditySexual ContentRhythmSide Scroller2DCartoonyHand-drawnComedyParkourSingleplayer
Key Stats
CCU
0
concurrent players
Followers
26
Steam followers
Coming Soon
#10
Steam rank
Players / Activity
Engagement
Steam
| Metric | Value | Change | Updated |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ccu | 0 | -100.0% | May 18, 05:39 PM |
| Coming Soon Discount Pct | 0 | — | Mar 23, 01:41 AM |
| Coming Soon Final Price | Free | — | Mar 23, 01:41 AM |
| Coming Soon Rank | #10 | — | Mar 23, 01:41 AM |
| Followers | 26 | +766.7% | May 10, 09:21 PM |
| New Releases Discount Pct | 0 | — | Mar 24, 07:41 AM |
| New Releases Final Price | $1.69 | — | Mar 24, 07:41 AM |