Close The Straits!
Dev: Soupbowl EntertainmentReleased: Jul 3, 2026
You're an underpaid naval officer juggling a paranoid Supreme Leader's daily ship blacklists, President Orange's unhinged tweets, and ridiculous family's "non-negotiable" demands. Blow up the wrong tanker? Congratulations, you've started an international incident. Again.
ActionCasualSimulationArcadeAdventureSandboxTower DefenseIncremental2DPixel GraphicsTop-DownComedyDark HumorFantasyLinearMultiple EndingsPvESingleplayer
Key Stats
CCU
0
concurrent players
Followers
5
Steam followers
Players / Activity
Engagement
Steam
| Metric | Value | Change | Updated |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ccu | 0 | 0 | Aug 21, 04:51 AM |
| Followers | 5 | +25.0% | Sep 2, 11:06 AM |
| New Releases Discount Pct | 0 | — | Jul 3, 06:51 PM |
| New Releases Final Price | $10.24 | — | Jul 3, 06:51 PM |
| New Releases Rank | #28 | — | Jul 3, 06:51 PM |